I first twittered this in five parts, but decided to post it here for the sake of permanency:
I received a picture text from a hot young cub I’ve not heard from in weeks (because he tripped my Bitch Switch on our last date).
The message was a shot of his penis, along with a note: “You didnt come and get your present…so im sending it to u :)”
My BlackBerry revealed that this was a mass text, sent to me and EIGHT other numbers! Nice move, jackass!
So, I decided to bust his balls, and replied ‘TO ALL’: “Wow one present for all nine of us! Should we blame the recession?”
His response: “Had to do some cut backs used to b more, now just 9, one for every inch :)”
