I first twittered this in five parts, but decided to post it here for the sake of permanency: I received a picture text from a hot young cub I’ve not heard from in weeks (because he tripped my Bitch Switch on our last date). The message was a shot of his penis, along with a [...]
Tagged: conversations • players • sex • text messages
Finally, someone has put a name to my personal texting pet peeve: The Dangling Text: Nothing leaves someone to ponder their last correspondence more than the dangling text…it’s just out there cavorting amongst the airwaves unattended and unanswered. Whilst engaging in digital banter, keeping the pace is imperative. If you must abruptly return to the [...]
Tagged: conversations • etiquette • pet peeves • texting
This conversation took place entirely by text message. MB: How’s work? EC: Good Hows it going MB: Good here. Just relaxing. EC: Hey what are YOU doing tomorrow MB: I think my oldest son is coming to visit. Then every Sunday night I go to Cantina Laredo with a friend. What are YOU doing tomorrow? [...]
Tagged: conversations • match • men • online dating
Woman (sarcastically): I'm sorry, I'm such a bitch.Man: Hmm…Woman: You think I'm a bitch, don't you?Man: I didn't say that.Woman: You didn't disagree with me.Man: You know yourself better than I do.Woman: I can't believe you called me a bitch.Man: I didn't call you a bitch, you called yourself a bitch.Woman: But you didn't tell [...]
Tagged: conversations • funny • men • women
Here’s an email exchange with a guy who found my profile on Match: From him (no subject, but signed with his name): Liked the part about the intellectual conversation. Not many women with looks who are into that. My first reply (question refers to his choice of headline): Oh, I’m more into the conversation than [...]
Tagged: conversations • email • match • men