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Economy Claims More Victims

I first twittered this in five parts, but decided to post it here for the sake of permanency:
I received a picture text from a hot young cub I’ve not heard from in weeks (because he tripped my Bitch Switch on our last date).
The message was a shot of his penis, along with a note: [...]

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Itch Needs Scratchin’

HE: Have you missed me?
ME: Just as much as you’ve missed me! ;)
HE: So your horny too..lol
ME: Oh is that what that feeling is? LMAO

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