Mating Games

I first twittered this in five parts, but decided to post it here for the sake of permanency: I received a picture text from a hot young cub I’ve not heard from in weeks (because he tripped my Bitch Switch on our last date). The message was a shot of his penis, along with a [...]

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This conversation took place entirely by text message. MB: How’s work? EC: Good Hows it going MB: Good here. Just relaxing. EC: Hey what are YOU doing tomorrow MB: I think my oldest son is coming to visit. Then every Sunday night I go to Cantina Laredo with a friend. What are YOU doing tomorrow? [...]

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So, last week, I found myself hitting up Match pretty hard. Normally, I find very little on there which rouses even a smidgen of interest from me; but somehow I wound up talking to several men simultaneously. But, of course, as these things usually go, one by one they all showed their colors pretty fast, [...]

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Here’s an email exchange with a guy who found my profile on Match: From him (no subject, but signed with his name): Liked the part about the intellectual conversation. Not many women with looks who are into that. My first reply (question refers to his choice of headline): Oh, I’m more into the conversation than [...]

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After exchanging a couple of harmless emails with a man on Match, I got this one from him today: I’m sure this message will come completely as a surprise, but I am not going to be able to talk anymore. Over the last few days, I have felt the Lord calling me to reconcile with [...]

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“At first I tried the seniors’ dances,” said McConnell, 63, who lives in Ontario. “They’re meat markets.” On the website Wired Seniors, she met several older men, including an 83-year-old who sent her $1,000 to cover the cost of a visit to California. A 70-year-old from Canada wooed her, too. She said both men used [...]

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